My observational comedy improved.”“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.” “Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. All rated by visitors and sorted from the best. There are many types of jokes for kids that take on different forms.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Bad example.”“I love languages. © 2020 JPIMedia Publications Ltd. I thought: ‘This could be interesting.”“The anti-ageing advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, ‘Aah, I’ve used too much'” “I’m sure wherever my Dad is: he’s looking down on us. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.” “Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. July 29, 2019 3:19 pm. I hardly ever visit Syria.” “Life is like a box of chocolates. share In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact. I had to put my foot down.

It’s not like Angry Birds. The student replied, "It is obviously past. Then I was born.” “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. Not all of it.
They’ll raise their fists, I’ll whip my knob out.”“I went to Waterstones and asked the woman for a book about turtles, she said ‘hardback?’ and I was like, ‘yeah and little heads” “I learned about method acting at drama school, when all my classmates stayed in character as posh, patronising twats for the entire three years I was there.” “My ex-girlfriend would always ask me to text her when I got in.

That’s how small my penis is.”“I’m a comedian with irritable bowel syndrome… It’s shits and giggles.” “Maybe Hitler wouldn’t have been so grumpy if people hadn’t left him hanging for high fives all the time.”“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.” “If you don’t know what Morris dancing is, imagine eight guys from the KKK got lost, ended up at gay pride and just tried to style it out.” “Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?” “I think the worst thing about driving a time machine is your kids are always in the back moaning ‘Are we then yet? Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

But is she grateful?

Sometimes they wear badges that say ‘press’, but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.” – Milton Jones“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. Do you really want music in the shower? I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed”“My friend said she was giving up drinking from Monday to Friday. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.” “My husband’s penis is like a semi colon. He said, ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ The doctor said, ‘Well don’t go there any more. Good for the planet, but scratchy.” “I bumped into my French teacher the other day who asked me what I’m up to now. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.” – Sara Pascoe“Somebody just gave me a shower radio.

From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.
105 of the best short jokes and one-liners to get you laughing in seconds “I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. His quick quips can take a second or two to work out, […] The largest collection of school one-line jokes in the world. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.” “In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat.


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