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Make sure to remember these 25 clever jokes that instantly make you sound smart. Would love to see your pun skills at work!just got home from the first day of school (i was in debate class at school)--me: it was good, but a few of my friends dropped debate classMe: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. Went to tell mom I broke my closet, said I was a bit shell-shocked and it startled the hell out of me. A list of puns related to "List Of Clever" I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns.
he finished, apparently done with the conversation as his full attention was now on whatever football game was on. Clever pun, never expected that sentence to be used literally and as a pun. huhuhuhuh!!! Quite the opposite, in fact. Warning: this post contains fairly NSFW language and some blisteringly good punning On Sunday i100.co.uk bought you the news that computers are now capable of deciding how funny puns are.
We were seated outside since it wasn't that cold. Hilarious jokes will make you hard laughing. I said aloud that I was awfully tired.Hey boy, what do you call it when a woman gets an operation to become a man.... an addadicktome.Me: "Dad, we need a dishwasher, there are way too many dishes to clean all the time. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. Why did Adele cross the road?
"I want to be the oldest man in the world! We were at the cash when the following conversation happened:Took me a solid minute to realize the joke he had made.Was on the phone with both of my parents today while sitting on my porch. Unfortunately she was also wearing a top that showed off her cleavage.SO: HA! Loving the wordplay of a pun could be an indicator that you have higher-than-average mental agility and are more attractive to potential mates, according to a … Loving a groan-worthy pun isn't a sign that you're losing grip on sanity. Being silly, I told him "Hey watch out, there's a piece of string! An unidentified insect flies by so I ask my mother, "Mom, how do you know if it's a Wasp? It's impossible to put down.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
You should speak with a dermatologist about your answers to this quiz to get a proper diagnosis.You indicated that someone in your family has been diagnosed with HS. "My dad smiled, and replied without missing a beat. Clever pun, never expected that sentence to be used literally and as a pun.Hello reddit punsters, I welcome you to /r/wittybanter check it out to see a clever pun! But instead she walked away and turned to said "This one is already squashed so I guess it doesn't matter" and then laughed at her joke while continuing on, leaving me standing there, squash in hand wondering what just happened.My Dad and I were getting dinner ready when I quizzed him on how he seasoned the chicken and gravy mixture he was fawning over. As we were seating, a lady with an awesome steampunk themed tattoo walked by. And then everything crashed.My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. We were at the cash when the following conversation happened:Took me a solid minute to realize the joke he had made.Was on the phone with both of my parents today while sitting on my porch. Help a homie out!
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[xpost from /r/pics]I will literally never make a dad joke this clever.What do you call an underground train full of clever people?Saw a cool picture on Reddit, friend made a clever little pun.I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog punsmy dad surprised me with this clever play on words, took me a minute to get at the timeI have a Science Fair project on how music effects concentration and memory. These furry four-legged creatures become part of your family.
"I had been talking today about wanting to bake something sweet, but we didn't get back home until pretty late. Everyone loves to hear good jokes. Those clever jokes will make you happy for sure. 1.
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